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Not many more sleeps until Christmas and the countdown is on to the big day.
Without a doubt, one of the best things about Christmas is the jokes in the crackers at meal time.
Communications volunteer, Leesa, loves a laugh and has done some research to give us some emergency back-up gags in case your cracker jokes don’t live up to expectations this year.
Feel free to memorise a few so you can be assured of bringing Christmas cheer to many. Enjoy!
How do you wash your hands over the holidays?
Answer: With Santatizer
Why does Santa have three gardens?
Answer: So he can ho ho ho.
What do you get when you combine a Christmas tree with an ipad?
Answer: A pineapple.
What do you get when you cross a duck with Santa?
Answer: A Christmas quacker.
What do you call a blind reindeer?
Answer: I have no eye deer.
What’s every elf’s favourite type of music?
How do you know when Santa’s around?
Answer: You can always sense his presents.
Why is Santa so good at karate?
Answer: Cause he’s got a black belt.
What do you get when you deep fry Santa?
Answer: Crisp Cringle.
How much did Santa pay for his sleigh?
Answer: Nothing it was on the house.
What’s a perfect gift for a station master during Christmas?
Answer: Platform Shoes.
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